Ok the GEEK is at it again

However, I can gofer this one hehehe  get the pun? hehehe 

He wants me to start promoting a new charity Gofers Delivery Service is working with.  We are now trying to get more Alzheimer's Awareness out in the comunity and I personally think that is great!

I had a aunt (Getterdone) once that had Alzheimer's desease and she didn't know if she was coming or going, I would tell her something and 10 minutes later have to tell her the same thing again.  She would say and do things she would have never done had she never gotten this terrible desease.  So I, Gettit Gopher am proud to post these signs and awareness here at my hole.

T.G.I.S.

Oh wait, is that supposed to be TGIF?  Oh NO! I think I just changed a long lived line of letters describing what ppl use for saying "Thank God It's Fridays", well Now Gettit says TGIS  because I am having a great day and usually do on Saturdays so from now on peeps forget the TGIF and let's follow the one that rules!  MEEEEEEEEE !

As u can c I am having a great day even tho it is a lil' chilly I am sittin' out side under the ol' brella to keep from getting wind burn and just in case we have another day like a couple days ago and I start getting hit with quarter sized hail balls the ol' brella will save me from getting thump knots on the old heado.

My Job

Ok after just a few weeks here, I see this job as being a pretty cool thing.  The only draw back is that finiky Geek I work for.  One day it's a new hat the next day it's a green magnet on my chick mobile and so on.  I might have took on more than I can chew, hehehehe Yes a pun was intended, the only reason I took this job is because of the things I would get to chew.

I am starting to wonder tho why this geek picked me for the job.  I mean why me, I am just a loooooooser and all of a sudden I have this great job with Gofers Delivery Service.  I will put two and two together soon, but I may be sorry I did. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

FYI

I have other skills: FYI

I can produce extensive underground tunnels so I think I could capture the attention of criminals on a life sentence. hehehehehehehe.

My poem

Ok when that geek I work for doesn't have me running here and there, I spend time at the hut trying to write a poem about my new job.  So keep watching and I am sure I will have it finished this year some time.  Took me a 4 week period to come up with this so far.  Yeah I know I am a wiz kid. 

A rodents life you see,
Tis the only life for me,

Decisions Decisions - The best part of the job :)

I get so many calls from so many places, where ever shall the ol' Gettit eat today?  hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ok now this is getting a little out of hand

I go into the office to pick up supplies for the day and the Geek says - Here slap these on ur car.

Now I can understand that they need to advertise, but u r talking to a chick magnet here and I think the two magnets might clash hehehe  But do as the geek does or lose all that great GRUB so on my car they will go - DANG!

Looking for a new hole

Ok I am starting to think that I picked the wrong bachelor hole.  The pictures I show u will explain the reasons behnd this, first wake up, pop out the hole for some fresh air, notice a golf ball but don't think to much about it, then all of a sudden out of nowhere I see another one, but it was to late to jump back in the hole. 



That geek I work for is out to get me, i just know it.  He is the one that suggested this hole.  I am going to tell him it's a great place and even offer to dig up a whole for him.  hehehehehe

Back to work today

Well I knew I couldn't hide from that mad man for long.  I'm back in the Gofer garb today and back in the car.  Geeeeeeez

I'd better be gettin one of these soon if he expects me to keep driving around.  Not that would >
be a Gopher struttin' hehehe

Long Time

Well I took sometime off and hit some of my favorite hot spots.  I just love the gopher Museum, check it out sometime when ur out my way.  It's a hey diddly doodly good time.

Oh well since I can't win I will just say.....

Goooood morning friends! Have a superdeeduperfabulistic day!!

Morning found me ...

Crap morning found me again, no use hiding under the covers it always finds me. Like an evil game of hide and seek and I NEVER win.

No Sleep

I sure didn't get much sleep last night, I tried counting sheep but they kept cutting in line, confused the heck outta me!

Checkin' in on my cellio

So I have been asked to help the Gopher's in the country so here goes.....

Welcome to the Gopher for President Campaign, where peace, truth, tolerance and non-violence are our goals and all the candidates are warm and fuzzy all over!

Are you sick of Washington politics? There is good reason to be. The world "politics" comes from the Latin poly for "many," and "ticks," small, blood-sucking insects.  As Gophers, we want no more of that!! The gopher candidate is, in other words, a complete outsider to politics as we know it.

Gophers are not competing to become leaders. They don't claim to be qualified to "rule" anyone. On the contrary, they believe that there should be no leaders and no followers. We're all equal!

If you are old enough to vote, you are old enough to govern yourselves. And under a rodent administration, that's exactly what you'll do.

Liberate yourself!  VOTE GOPHER!!!

OMG What a dream!!!

I took a little gopher nap before going into work, I drank a lttle Kool Aid and drifted off to sleep - OMG I will never nap again !!!!!!

Good Morning World

Well the boss didn't catch me out of uniform yesterday, wow close call.  He is such a nit picker.  I got him hehehehehe

Every time they call me to do a delivery they say Ms. Pumpernickle wants this and Mr. Fiddledaddle wants that and they always say - GETTIT GOPHER!  What is up with that?  Why are they yelling my name after every order.  Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez I just can't figure this out.

I even asked a friend of mine what he thought was up and he doesn't understand either.  Oh well, I am sure it will come to me soon.  geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Family Pic

I wanted to share my family pic with you.  This is my Dad, Mom, Sister n I - Check it out, my mom named me Gettit and my sister Gettout, I think she had a plan behind that.  Gettit n Gettout.  hmmmmmmmmmmmm  I will figure it all out someday.

Checkin' in on my cellio

WOW what a busy day.  This guy is not complaining with all the good grubola I get to eat, I am thrilled. 


I still can't figure out why I keep getting the same response every time I do a delivery.  "Wow u really r a GOPHER"!  I mean what gives here.  What did they expect, the name of the darn business is Gofers.  Geeeeez what a silly world we live in.

YES WORLD I REALLY AM A GOPHER!!!!!!

Ok I got it

Just in case that boss of mine says something about my uniform today.  I will go to his house and try this little scenario:

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gopher !
Gopher who !
Gopher a long walk off a short pier !

Oh Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

I almost took off without brusing my teeth.  NOW that would have been a terible situation, a gopher has to take special care of those teeth.  I can't eat all this new food I am trying, if I don't keep up the ol' dental hygene.

A little Chilly

I guess it is just a little to chilly for a gopher out there, so I am wearing this garb.  I hope that picky boss of mine don't catch me.  Hey but at least I have on the green glasses.  We have uniforms to wear but today I am going to try to slip by and c what the old fart does if he catches me.  Wish me luck hehehehe

Good Morning all u sleepy head freds...

Well I feel great today - Just climbed up out of my hole to check out todays weather.  Looks like it might rain, but hey a little rain never hurt a gopher before.

My Morning Workout

I do this work out every morning, how else could a gopher stay in shape?

Game

I figured since I can't sit on the couch all day like I used to, I would give you all a game to play in my absence.  Have fun!!!

Wow I got a promotion

That guy I work for has asked me to be their MASCOT!  Now I am not real clear on why he would want me, but if it means more grub and mooooola then I am game.  So I am the mascot for Gofers Delivery Service.  WOWZER!!!!

Wow Did I sleep good...

I slept like a gopher in a hole, hey wait!  What's wrong with that picture?  I am a gopher in a hole.  Man this ol' critter is going to have to be a bit more clever. hehehe

Yesterday at Work

Well I think I finally gettin' used to this job.  I ran all over the place last night, but I tried some new stuff on my break.  Not only did I have my usual Charley's Subs, I had a Hershey's Ice Cream Cone, fourthel dips hehehe and a strawberry Smoothie from Tropi-Kool
I think I am diggin' this new job!!!

OH GOLLY GEEEEEE

I am signing in on my celleo, I just had to tell u all the terrible thing I seen on the news this morning.  Man what a thing to wake up to!  I turned on the news and seen this.  I SURE HOPE THEY DON'T HAVE THESE IN PIQUA.  Oh my what did we Gophers ever do to hurt anyone?  A guys not safe anywhere.  :(

Things we Gophers have to go thru to get a bite to eat

Now u may understand why I love Charley's Steakery :)
See my video, this is what I went thru just this morning.  Golly geeee
Off to work I go......

Better Hurry Almost 10:00 a.m. - Off to work I go :)

The funniest thing happened to me last night.  Some lady answered the door and she said "  OMG u really r a GOPHER!"  I said yes that would be me, what's ur pont?  MY GOSH some people are reallllllly Strange!

Oooooooooooooooooh Good Morning Peeps

Ok I realized one thing.  That boss of mine thinks he is paying me for a days work, well I got news for him.  I have some serious over time.  I spent my entire nite dreaming about, running Hershey's Ice Cream here and Hershey's Ice Cream there and then a Tropi - Kool Smoothie over somewhere and another Tropi - Kool Smoothie over elsewhere, if u ask me that is some serious over time, I don't care if I was sleeping.  HEY BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!

First Day at Work, Wow I Am Beat !!!!

I am just gonna say my nightly prayer and hit the hole.

Dear Gopher God, may all the gophers in the world rule once and for all. Amen!

By the way

Does anyone know why I order just 5 subs at Charley's instead of 10? hehehehhehe  Try to guess?????

Golly geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

I went to get my subs from Charley's Steakery yesterday and on the way home, this car skidded up to me, came to a screatching halt.  He said hey how would u like a job.  I thought to myself  "OMG a job"

I haven't had one of them in years, since back when I was a grocery bagger at 16.   I kept eating all the veggies before baggin' em and it didn't take long befor the manager said get it gopher.  I said Yes sir what did u need?  He said "I said get it gopher" and this went back in forth for a few minutes and then he finally said Gettit ur fired!!!!  That I swore was the last job I would ever have.  BUTTTTT this guy makes this job at Gofers Delivery Service seem pretty dang good, drive around for a little bit and make some real cashola so I guess I am a new driver for Gofers Delivery Srvice. Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppe !!!!  I am starting tomorrow.

Good Morning all you friends out there :)

Yum da da dum yum yum!!! - On my way to Charley's Steakery for Breakfast.  Be back soon ...